Why aren’t there so many
Songs about watches
Like the ones from Oris, mate?
These watches are sporty
And this one is special
It features Kermit’s face in the date.
So we’ve been told and some choose to believe it
I know they’re wrong wait and see
Someday we’ll find it, the Kermit collection
The lovers, collectors, and me
Who said that every watch
Had to be serious
And feature a wall of text?
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
But Oris had something to say.
Muppet reflecting keeps us collecting
So we think that we’ll pay 4.6K.
Someday we’ll find it, the Kermit collection
The lovers, collectors, and me
